Become a member
Initiate Echelon
$5 per month
The budget-friendly tier of our c(ult)ommunity. You are privy to all of our elementary secrets. You have been welcomed into the fold but do not yet possess all the knowledge we have to offer.
Enigma Echelon
$20 per month
This tier of our c(ult)ommunity is only for the most dedicated fans. You have been accepted into the inner circle and now possess all the knowledge we have to offer (that we are willing to share and can legally give you).
Ultimate Enlightenment
$5,000 per month
We get a monster truck or a horse, and we will fly you out to the studio to be a guest on the show. The only limits are dependent on your generosity.